That's What She Said

I've really settled into university life.
I've had the neccessary ''I wish I hadn't drunk that much last night" hang over, signed up for dodgeball, and eaten gross cafeteria food that looks radioactive.
You know you're settling in when you sink into your bed and fall asleep almost instantly. Unfortunately that didn't happen last night - I fell asleep at 4:30am and had to wake up at 7am for class. I grabbed a Booster Juice on my way to class and had the ''energy booster powder'' which consisted of bee pollen. I'm not sure if it worked, but at least now I can say I'm not allergic to eating bees.

I'm a part of ''The Horrible Threesome'' which consists of Gaga (Gagsalot I call her), Comet, and I. We hang out constantly and are having some very good times. If I'm not in my room I can usually be found lying on Gaga's floor painting my nails or reading. Gaga is a hypochondriac and has so far had the following illnesses : chlamydia, gonorrhea, fever, flu, and cancer. We're waiting to see what happens next, I'm incredibly excited.

Oh, by the way, according to Gaga her hand wipes smell like ''a baby's asshole''. It's going on the quote wall alongside ''are you jerking off or choking a weasel?". Who ever said alcohol makes people lose their humour is clearly wrong. K spent about 40 minutes describing and coming up with an equation for ''why my morning boner was not a boner''. Something about ball sack < 15 being a hidden penis and ball sack being larger than 15 = propped penis. I have photos because I can't even begin to explain it properly. I'm not sure K can either.

I've only fallen up/down stairs once, and today I got kicked out off spanish for being too advanced. I also smelled, tasted, and listened to my drama room for half an hour. All in all, it's been a good start to the year.

On a side note, my mum's going in for surgery tomorrow morning and my stomach is in knots. You're in my thoughts mum, and I hope everything goes well!

xx

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First Night Mayhem

Last night I spent my first night in residence.
While I was far more sober than others (a glass door was broken!), I still had fun. There is one girl hallway on my floor and 2 boys hallways. My floor's theme is Wayne's World - I better watch it so I understand what all this ''sch-wing!'' business is about.
I'm on the 4th floor, and during the day the sun is on the opposite side of the building. This means that my room is light, but I don't get the heat.. I get the breeze!
You all know how I hate being hot so this is perfect. At night I get the evening sun which sends a nice glow throughout my room.
My dorm room is larger than I thought it would be, I have 2 windows that open and one that's always closed. I have 2 closets, a dresser, a big corner desk, and a shelf above my bed. Photos soon!
There's more than enough room for a sleep over or two :)
You'll all be proud - I set up my internet myself! Even though I'm computer inept most of the time I figured it out.
I'm currently setting up my new printer. No fatalities so far, even though I had to climb ontop of my dresser last night (3am - I couldn't sleep) so that I could reach the internet jack.
As an early birthday present, my mum bought me an ipod dock.
Now there is a constant stream of music out of my room. A girl down the hallway told me she likes hearing it, it means someone's always nearby.
Everyone is sharing their itunes with me so that I can download their music - I'm the party music girl.
I thought there would be more Arts kids on my floor, but I'm one of 2. Everyone else is in Phys Ed or Engineering.
My floor has the cutest boys - we scoped the tower out. The only problem so far? One of the boys looks almost exactly like a certain boy I shall not name who I was hoping to forget about for a long while. They could be twin brothers! Oh well.
Most of the girls on my floor already know each other from before - they're from a town called ManVille (sp?) that has only 700 people in it. This is half of my highschool as their whole population! It's crazy. It's a little tough, but I'm trying to make my way in slowly.
I just wish I could bring my best friends here with me.. I miss you all an immense amount already.
I'm excited for school, but right now I wish this school was in Vancouver so I could be back home.

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