That Aint So Pretty

I'm sorry, but the miracle of birth is in no way glamorous or pretty.

I'm pretty well known for my aversion to children and the thought of ever being a parent. Unfortunately, my human development professor couldn't care less about my traumatization in the 10th grade thanks to a graphic little video on childbirth.
So I'm currently enjoying reading about prenatal development.

I threw up in my mouth.

Yeah, that baby's super cute. But it can stay with its parents, thank you very much. I love my niece and nephew but I can only handle them for a few hours at a time. I'm not patient enough for children. I'm far too selfish.

I'll stick with a puppy.