The Silence Is Slowly Killing Me

I try to be a good friend. I know the importance of the people in my life.
So don't make fun of me for it.

Especially you.

I don't want to be made to look like a bad friend
"don't worry, you're still a saint in everyone's eyes"

but yours?

That hurts. A lot. I don't understand and now I'm second guessing myself.

Being told that brings down my good mood.

I have a date this weekend and I'm going to try and stay happy because of that, and because tonight Mini Putt is coming to the toga night. But I'm genuinely wounded.

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Last Friday Night

Yeah, we danced on table tops
Took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Last friday night!

Last night Queefer came up to the city. We drank on the floor (even though I'd said I wouldn't - alcoholism and peer pressure are terrible things) and Dino, Queefer and I decided to go on an adventure. Shorty came with us and we took photos all over residence. It was so much fun! We have photos of us sleeping on tables in study rooms, against murals, and wearing bibs with sauce all over our faces.

Queefer yelled at EVERYONE we passed on the street. She yelled at these guys across the street "YO! PARTY AT MY HOUSE!" and I yelled out "and by her house, she means her snatch!". We pretty much rolled on the ground laughing. We had a really great time. A walk that would usually take 20 minutes took us an hour and a half, but that's the joy of drunken wandering.

We got back to the floor and Tron, Dino's boyfriend, was completely shittered. He kept telling us how "destroyed" he was. He was so funny...

Anyway. I'm extremely hungry and I need to go devour some innocent hung over student...I mean, some eggs.

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Water Baby

I'm a water baby, through and through. If I had the choice between living on land and living in water, I'd choose water every time.

Tonight, Lister has booked the West Ed waterpark for us. It's going to be a lot of fun, but at the same time I'm terrified. It's like yesterday when Dino and I went to the gym - everyone there had beautiful bodies, no one was the least bit overweight. A swimsuit is scary because you can't hide anything when you're wearing it. I feel a lot better about how I look now, but jeezuz... I'm not skinny yet. I'm not at my goal.
This will be a huge challenge for me, but I think I'm ready. I deserve to be there and to have fun, just like everyone else!

We had our first Union night of the year on thursday. It was fun, but it was SO PACKED. You couldn't move. I was very concerned about my drunk eyes apparently, but they didn't seem to matter when I snuck in the back of the club. I also went to the Jenny Craig office in Edmonton for the first time. I'm feeling motivated. I had a big salad for dinner and my JC pasta.

Holy moly I'd post more but it turns out I'm late for the bus to the waterpark and my legs are terrifying.

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To Love And Explore

I am writing this, completely exhausted.
I rarely drink anymore, but I'm figuring out really quickly that that's not the case for the rest of Lister. My partner and I completely murdered Soccer Boy in beer pong last night. This is extremely satisfying because SB has been talking crap to me for a year about how he always beats me. Last night I beat him twice. I sunk almost all the cups too.

So.. HAH! There you have it.

To be honest, I don't really know where I'm going with this post. I'm just winging it and writing whatever comes to my hung over brain.

I need to stop drunk dialing people. My phone bill will be ridiculously expensive. I called Mini Putt in Hogwarts and that amused me for quite some time.

Last night (this morning?) at 4 I went into my fridge to chug a vitamin water. Too bad I grabbed the one mixed with lots of vodka. Jesus. That was quite the shock to my already messed up system.

Track and I explored Lister last night. We went to Mackenzie, Schaeffer, and Kelsey. He and I lived in Kuwait together and I was good friends with his sister. Such a crazy world that we both end up at the same residence. I haven't seen him in 11 years! He's a cool guy, I'm looking forward to getting to know him more.

Umm.. my room still isn't unpacked yet, but Dino and I made her "special friend" COUGHherboyfriendCOUGH a bachelor pad out in the hallway. It had a road, a dog, a window, a door, some flowers, a chimney (with smoke), and neighbours. He fit right in there.



That's all my brain can really come up with right now. I should go unpack more of my room, but my bed is so much comfier...

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Another Year Wiser

I mean, this year I know that floor crawls are dangerous times and to stay away from gay men that seem to enjoy thrust dancing, but other than that I'm the same old Shmemma.

After taking the summer off of blogging, I'm back. Part of the problem was my lack of internet, but with my shnazzy early 20th birthday present laptop I'm ready to click away and keep you guys updated.

I had a good summer filled with skinny dipping, tourist activies, and christian side hugs. BUT! I am back in residence (sitting on my bed surrounded by boxes, in fact) and happy to be here. I'm home!

The second years moved in yesterday and the freshmen are moving in as we speak and I'm pretty stoked. I feel a little bad for the newbs - last year I was terrified. Excited, but practically crapping my pants whenever someone spoke to me. I'm going to try and be super friendly all the time.

We have 2 new second years on our floor this year. They were from 3k last year. They seem really great so far. At least..one of them does. The other one scares us all.

Anywho, I need to go be social and intimidate the newcomers. There's this one new kid who's about 5'1. My height should scare him alone. Tonight is an insanely huge party night, so I'm sure I'll have something to post.

Still in love with Soccer Boy, and oh yes... he's visiting. He needs somewhere to sleep and I know exactly where he can go.

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