Lessons Are Important Mes Amis

I hope you all had as amazing of a time on Halloween as I did!
But those stories are for a little later.

I had a revelation last night.
I was thinking about Soccer Boy and you know what? He's not that nice. Well, he is, but he still has those boyish qualities that make him a bit of a dick. He flirts with me constantly, but when an opportunity to hang out arises he's nowhere to be seen.
So I asked myself the same question I've been asking for the last 3 years. ''My name is Emma ______, where are my balls?!".
I don't chase boys. I used to, but honestly..if I'm having to chase them, they're not worth it. I'm mature enough to see that now. So ladies, take it from someone who has learned the lesson at least 8 and a half times: if a guy's running, it's not because he wants you to follow. He wants to get the fuck away from you.
So.. bye for now Soccer Boy. Maybe I only liked you so much because you reminded me of P. I hope that's not the case, but it's a definite possibility.

OKAY.

Story time from Halloween.

I am introducing someone new into the blog today. We shall call him Ninja Turtle.

Ninja Turtle helped me sew my costume and was incredibly flirty. I'm not crazy! Gagsalot saw and confirmed my suspicions. For the rest of the night he was constantly near me, touching me, or talking to me. Near 1am (about 7 hours into our partying, we're beasts) he started leaning on me and practically lying ontop of me. Sure, it felt nice, until someone mentioned his GIRLFRIEND.

Umm... GIRLFRIEND?!

F*ck. You know what? Screw the *. FUCK!
Fuck fuck fuck fuck.

The guilty look on his face was pretty hilarious, but still. Girlfriend. I'm not playing that game again, I learned that lesson already. See? People, lessons are important.

That way you don't stalk boys or sleep with guys that have girlfriends.

;) I am a cauldron of knowledge.
(do you like the Halloween reference?)

For Halloween we had a floor crawl, but I learned my lesson (ANOTHER LESSON!) the first time. I stuck with my own alcohol...

...except for some Cariboo Lou.

Now, this shit is delicious but DANGEROUS. Seriously. Hide your debit card, cell phone, and laptop before drinking this stuff. You cannot taste any alcohol whatsoever and it will fuck. you. up. What's in it? 151, malibu rum and pineapple juice.

You know how I am about my malibu and pineapple juice. Of course I had to try it.

After sipping 2 of these, I realized that I could have no more. I wasn't feeling sick at all, but give me on more and I'll probably fall off the edge. I'd rather remember Halloween, thanks. This mix is so famous for being dangerous that Tech N9ne RAPS ABOUT IT. Yeah. Ok. See, that's hardcore. I'm not going to quote the lyrics, even though I'm tempted, because they are rude and involve... err... people having too much fun.

After the Cariboo Lou I probably wasn't as firm as I would have been sober, so he ended up leaning on me a whole bunch more. I didn't stop it really, but I knew that I wouldn't make a move and if he did I'd be out of there in a second. We ended up sitting in the lounge until about 3am with my head in his lap, talking. It was nice. While there's definite chemistry there, I think we might be able to be just friends.

And last night I had my head in his lap (on a pillow) while watching Troy. Again. Oops.

Nothing's going to happen, so I'm not worried.

Halloween was crazyyy. Kurtis dressed up as spiderman (I was a black widow spider! We were married in a weird, weird, way) and near 2am he found some rope and hung upside down in the stairwell. Now, this would be horrible if it were anyone else, but Kurtis is a genius. He's an engineering student, and while he gets the most drunk out of everyone, his brain is still intact. Who knows how. It was hilarious.

Some people from my floor and I were waiting for a cab to go to a club (we ended up not going) but we were getting bored, and we were drunk, so we needed something to do. So..we found a cop car and danced/sat on it... and took photos. No, the cops were not in the car, and no, they weren't nearby. Thank goodness.

Gosh, there are so many stories from that night. Comet found a boy that likes geckos just as much as she does, and I think she was going to jizz all over her creepy clown costume. Gagsalot was flirting with danger, aka Dan Vano, and I nearly pissed my pants from laughing so hard. You'd have to meet him to understand. Let's just say it wasn't the proudest moment in Gagsalot's life. Proudest in mine though...

On another note, we won in dodgeball last night! We've been so close to a win for awhile and we finally got one. It felt great, 4k, 4k, LET'S HAVE FUN! The chant finally worked. SCHA-WING!

We watched Jackass with our floor the other day and decided to do some of our own stunts... garbage can jousting in shopping carts, then while running; shopping cart jumps; and shopping cart bumper cars. Videos on facebook, maybe youtube soon. Lots of blood and bruises, but it was so much fun.

Paranormal Activity is the freakiest movie I've ever seen in my life, hands down. We sat in the second row because we were late. I have bad motion sickness. I get sick in the car almost everytime we drive somewhere. Even when I'm driving sometimes. I ended up spending the whole movie with my head between my legs and I was STILL terrified. I watched it online with Gagsalot later and man. Seeing it adds a whole new dimension. What I imagined was a bit scarier, but seeing it makes you believe it more. The ending in the online version sucks though.
...as I wrote this, the cleaning woman outside knocked on my door. Holy crap.

I'm a dork, so I'm seeing the movie again in theaters tonight with this super cute guy named Will that I met on the first day. He's the first person I ever met At the U of A! Potential?

Cmon, you're not surprised that I like 2 or 3 guys at once, don't even pretend to be shocked.

I love you guys, and thanks so much for the support!
I hope you had a great week. I love all your Halloween photos.