Can Anybody Find Me Somebody To Love?
Holy moly, sorry guys. It's been 10/ten/diez/dix days since I last updated. I know, I'm a horrible person and you all hate me just a tiny bit. Forgive me! I've been busy.
Lots of things to talk about.
Thingamajig One* Thanksgiving! After counting down the days for 6 weeks, I flew back to Vancouver for the long weekend. While waking up at 4am would be disgusting to some people, it was fine for me. I haven't been sleeping well at all so I fell asleep at 1.30 am and woke up at 3.30. I was way too stoked to sleep. I got on the shuttle to the airport, plugged in Comet's iPod (you're a doll and I love you) and played me a little Brandon Heath and Sarah Brightman. I was excited to get away from the snow and see the beautiful West Coast mountains.
I got into the airport and my little sister, Midget, pretended she had no idea who I was. I'm sure lots of people nearby thought I was trying to kidnap her. My mum didn't cry, and more surprisingly I didn't cry either. Letting you all in on a little secret: I cry like a little baby anytime something emotional happens. Movies, sad commercials, good lyrics in a song, you name it. Sometimes I'll lie and say I have to go to the bathroom so I can have a quick cry. Sad ain't it?
That night I went to see my older sister, Peach, in her NEW HOME! She'd already been there for 6 weeks, but to me it was like move in day. The place looks amazing. They've done a great job decorating and there is so much space. Holy jeebus. She's a Mary Kay consultant now, making some extra cash (drug dealer didn't work out...just kidding!) so if you want any great make up, let me know kiddies. Seriously, she had this hand wash stuff that was so delicious I jizzed in my pants a little. Not gonna lie. I couldn't stop smelling my hands - I was like a crazed fan who had just gotten to touch their favourite celebrity. I fell asleep with my face ON MY HAND.
After that, I went over to H2's house to surprise people that I was back home. Bunny, Meow Meow, Natewoo, Lizzypoo and PM were there. Unfortunately, Farrellkins was so wasted she had to go home early. Boo! And Black Magic was hooking up with the bf while ''sleeping at my house''. WOO! Glad I could help someone get some action. In the end it was a fun night. No drinking on my part, other than chugging milk with PM. Great times.
The next few days were spent with people coming in and out of the house. Saw everyone I wanted to (except my camp buddy! live closer, you fool!), and that really helped me feel better. Coming back was hard, though. 2 months until I'm back for 2 and a half weeks guys! Vancouver is safe until then... but when I come back, I ASSURE YOU there will be some crazy chaos. We're celebrating my birthday when I get back! 19 everyone - I'll see you there. Or maybe I won't if you're a loser. If you're not invited..you know where you stand.
Thingamajig Two* Glee. Please chill for a second and stop judging. Now, when I first heard about Glee I was like ''holy crap, drama kids watch this? I'll stay away." I'm a drama kid, but I'm not into the musical thing... BUT THIS SHOW IS AMAZING. A-M-A-ZING. I've watched all 7 episodes today and I can't wait for wednesday (that's when the next episode comes out). Please guys, watch this show. I promise it will blow your socks off. Fin is so cute.. so, so, so cute. Not to mention Will. Can he please take his shirt off again?! Just once. I was really sceptical, but the script is hilarious, the music is great, and the plot line is new and exciting. You have no idea what's going to happen next and I'm saying that truthfully. If you don't watch it, you're missing out. The woman who plays Emma, Jayma, is so funny. She's perfect and I adore her.
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Thingamajig Three* Relationships. Congrats to Black Magic on possiblity the cutest bf any of us have ever had! RIP Shoes and Draham (Draham, shape up! put on your Nike panties and just do it!), Natewoo and Shorty (no matter what you say, you didn't see it coming, but nice try), and soon to be RInotsomuchP Oxymoron and Air Pumps (song lyrics are coming into my head.. ''look who's alone now, it's not me... it's not me." thank you James Blunt). Karma's a bitch and I hope everything you lost was worth it.
On a brighter note, Comet has a scruffy hotty and Gagsalot has her eye on Stoner! Soccer Boy is still in my heart but I'm not rushing anything. Drama/Choir boy (whatever you prefer to call him) has been making my heart flutter again. Damn him.
Why do I feel like a gossip columnist?
Thingamajig Four* Does anyone remember those fake nails I wore for my 18th birthday? Well, I've got them on now for fun and JEEZE LOUISE. Some people say pretty, I say protection. These babies come at least a centimeter off my nails and could claw out anyone's eyes in a single swoop. Laura Croft had guns and tighter abs than I'll ever have, but I have these puppies to help me along.
What else? Thingamajig Five* Note to self: Dont relax the BC way in your room. Do it outside.
Thingamajig Four* Does anyone remember those fake nails I wore for my 18th birthday? Well, I've got them on now for fun and JEEZE LOUISE. Some people say pretty, I say protection. These babies come at least a centimeter off my nails and could claw out anyone's eyes in a single swoop. Laura Croft had guns and tighter abs than I'll ever have, but I have these puppies to help me along.
What else? Thingamajig Five* Note to self: Dont relax the BC way in your room. Do it outside.
Thingamajig Six* Did I mention Glee? Yeah? Well. Read again.
Thingamajig Seven* Comet you are the cutest! She says she checks my blog daily. I find this very flattering. Not to mention the super nice things TashSait (from Vancouver! I'll come up with a better nickname when it's not 1am) said the other day. You brightened my mood!
On a side note, guys,
Please learn to protect yourselves, and if you need anyone to talk to there are plenty of relief hotlines. Or even me. Even if you don't know me personally, send me a message and I'll listen.
This may seem random and out of the blue, but seriously guys. It can happen to ANYONE. Whether you're the quiet girl at a party or the outrageous confident one. Even guys.
Stay safe, you hear? No means no. It doesn't matter if you invited the guy into your room, if you knew him beforehand, or what you're wearing. No one asks to be raped or violated in anyway. Rape doesn't just mean forced intercourse.
683,000 forcibles rapes occur every year,
which equals 56,916 per month,
1,871 per day, 78 per hour,
and 1.3 per minute.
In the time it took you to read that, one more person was raped.
I've recently joined the Me to We Mobilizers group on my campus and it has really opened my eyes. Reading about the things that happen in our world may be horrifying and scary, but it's a neccessity. Reach out. If you're in the Edmonton area, check out this crazy awesome event:
http://www.facebook.com/events.php?ref=sb#/event.php?eid=176446754873&index=1
It's this Thursday. It will change your life. If you're not on Facebook, why are you hiding under a rock? (6.30pm to 9.30pm, Room 1-013 in ETLC at the University of Alberta).
..one last, very important thing.
F YOU MIDTERMS! I WILL CURB STOMP YOUR MOTHER!
Yup. I went there.
xx Peace easy everyone,
til next time.
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